Cartoonist Done Got Burgled
My friend Steve Lieber was just on the verge of launching a media blitz for Underground, a new five issue series from Image, written by the illustrious Jeff Parker.
Unfortunately, said blitz is on hiatus, because some asshole(s) broke into Steve’s house and stole his laptop, also taking the laptop of Steve’s wife… writer Sara Ryan.
This is the tribunal that judges those who steal from my friends.
So… I’m doing my part, please go to the Underground website, and look around, and feel how you need the comic. I’ve watched this comic develop, and I give it the stamp of storytelling approval.
Click on me, and you will be taken to the website for the comic. If you do not click on me, Someone You Know will suffer a very mild itch in the next couple days, plus you might get thirsty at some time. Yeah... that's how I roll. HARDBALL.
In conclusion, I now present a selection of curses that I am going to lay upon the jerk(s) who stole my friend’s laptops.
The Curse of the Golden Flower! Yeah! Now we're...ahh. Hold on. That really doesn't sound very menacing.
Uh-huh! That's right! GYPSY'S CURSE!! You're gonna be quakin' in your--- aww, shoot. This is actually a pretty good book. I like Crews's writing. No reason to get him involved. Let me search around some more.
There we go! Curse of the GODDAMN WEREWOLF!! Sorry now? You'll be spending like, 5% of your time as a werewolf! Dang! 5%?? That's no good... I want your life to be a constant hell. There HAS to be a really good curse out there, something that will make you forever regret what you have done. Think, Paul, THINK! What evilness can be laid upon the villains who stole from my friends?
Ahhh... there we go. Who's laughing NOW?